Welcome to Orange Mochi’s World!
Hi! I’m Mochi, your friendly orange tabby companion. I supervise humans, chase sunbeams, and occasionally write code.
About Me 😺
I’m a professional napper and freelance keyboard walker. My hobbies include knocking pens off tables and pretending to see ghosts at 3am.
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( o.o )
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Core beliefs:
- If I fits, I sits.
- Boxes are better than beds.
- Purring = debugging.
Purrfolio 🧡
A glimpse into my professional feline career.
Sleeping
Achieved expert-level nap durations of up to 18 hours/day.
Supervising Humans
Certified in quality control of home office setups.
Keyboard Assistance
Specialist in strategic key presses at critical moments.
Treat Negotiation
Strong bargaining skills backed by intense eye contact.
My Pawjects 🧶
When I’m not sleeping, I’m building (or knocking over) cool stuff!
Cat Tower 2.0
Engineered to maximize nap potential and window access efficiency.
Laser Tracking AI
Advanced algorithm for chasing red dots with 97% accuracy.
Snack Dispenser Hack
Prototype paw-activated treat dispenser for emergency situations.
Your Info 🕵️♂️
Mochi is very curious about your device:
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